Editor, Gazette-Journal:

Oh, Hello Mr., Oops, Principal Harry Ward! Before you say anything, please understand that we are a little late because we got held up in an unbelievable traffic jam in the courthouse AND you would not believe all the stuff we had to scramble and finish up before the bell! As you know though, we always come through for you in a fashionably late hurry!

We stopped by your office and missed you.

By the way, your new secretary is such a loving Angel! She told us that you had just recently gone to a particularly important meeting, that you would not be returning, and that you left each of us a book you recommend with 1,189 chapters of pertinent information to read (for a grade)! Well, now that is just like you, Mr. Ward, to leave us explicit instructions and a ton of work to do. Nevertheless, you have always had our best interest in mind and heart, and for that, Mr. Ward, we Thank You. Lovingly,

Janice Blake-Brooks and friendsfrom the MHS Class of 1982
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